28 Funny Quotes About Sex,28 Dirty Quotes and Sayings with Images

28 Funny Quotes About Sex,28 Dirty Quotes and Sayings with Images


Sometimes, love quotes need not be so sweet. They must also be steamy, sexy and… dirty.Here is a collection of funny Dirty quotes and funny sex quotes. Sexy, Dirty Quotes and Sayings with Images and Pictures for Her and for Him. the most dirty and sexy quotes of all time. 

1.
Sex is like math: you add the bed,subtract the clothes,divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.


2.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.


3.
Your pants,they bother me. take them off.


4.
Your face would look better between my legs.


5.
If you don't believe in Oral Sex,Keep you mouth shut.


6.
Moanday,tongueday,wetday,thirstday,freakday,sexday,suckday.


7.
Men are a lot like infants,if you want to shut them up,put your boobs in their mouth.


8.
Life is like sex,you can either lie back and let it screw you,or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it.


9.
Having sex doesn't make you an adult. but it could make you a baby.


10.
It's been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turns into sex.


11.
Women need a reason to have sex; men just need a place.


12.
Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor.


13.
My favorite part of sex is that moment when I look deep in to her eyes and wonder what the fuck her name is.


14.
I'm in my bed,your in your bed,One of us is in the wrong place.


15.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner,you'd better have a good hand.


16.
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets. – Andy Warhol

 
17.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer. -Swami X


18.
Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?


19.
Kiss me a lot.Touch me all over.And lick me in my special spot.


20.
Let's settle this argument like adults: in the bedroom, naked.


21.
Sometimes all you need is a hug or someone to tell you everything will be ok,or some rough sex or whatever…


22.
I need a back rub,a few shots of whiskey, and some great sex.


23.
If you don't laugh during sex at least once, you're having sex with the wrong person.


24.
I don't care if you have small boobs,I still want to see them.


25.
14,000 people are having sex right now, 25,000 are kissing. 50,000 are hugging. And you…well you're reading this mug.


26.
What women do after sex: 2% Eat; 3% Smoke; 4% Sleep; 5% Take a shower; 86% Finish the job THEMSELVES;


27.
Always start your day with a lot of SEX: S – mile; E – nergy; X – citement; so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!


28.
What every man wants is a lady by day and a sexual goddess by night.

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