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Sometimes I get angry…so,suck a d*ck!
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers but…
Sir, if I have to suck somebody's d*ck, I will. It's just…I prefer not to.
You look super young, were you held forward?
I'm so confused right now.
I look like Fred Savage from The wonder Years, but completely naked and wearing Indian friendship bracelets.
I don't really know how to end a prayer. The end?
You deserve a guy who's good and who doesn't lie to you. And you should never settle for less than that.
Cancer:Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!
No, we ain't finger poppin' each other's assholes.
When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "Shut the fuck up", I'm talking to you.
Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?
Organised sports are so facist it makes me sick.
Can we get rid of this stuff?
It looks like I died from a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.
Jenko: One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor – carry the '2' – changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. Fuck you, Science!
Eric Molson: You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.
Jenko: [raiding the evidence locker for drugs to take to their party] Got a pound of coke.
Schmidt: We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives.
Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
Schmidt: Best party ever!
Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.
I will straight up punch you in the face.
Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self esteem, I'mma send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
We partied together,man. You brought us Taco Bell.
You made me this friendship bracelet.
Have some fairy dust, mother f*cker.
Aries:Fuck you, Science!
Keep that dirty d*ck in your pants!
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