A collection of ABSOLUTE and comedy quotes from movie 21 jump street

A collection of ABSOLUTE and comedy quotes from movie 21 jump street

 
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1.
Sometimes I get angry…so,suck a d*ck!

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2.
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers but…

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3.
Sir, if I have to suck somebody's d*ck, I will. It's just…I prefer not to.

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4.
You look super young, were you held forward?

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5.
I'm so confused right now.

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6.
I look like Fred Savage from The wonder Years, but completely naked and wearing Indian friendship bracelets.

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7.
I don't really know how to end a prayer. The end?

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8.
You deserve a guy who's good and who doesn't lie to you. And you should never settle for less than that.

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9.
Cancer:Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!

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10.
No, we ain't finger poppin' each other's assholes.

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11.
When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "Shut the fuck up", I'm talking to you.
Cool.

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12.
Chemistry's the one with the shapes and shit, right?
Fuck.

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13.
Organised sports are so facist it makes me sick.

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14.
Can we get rid of this stuff?
It looks like I died from a car crash and you guys haven't moved on.

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15.
Jenko: One particle of unobtainium has a nuclear reaction with the flux capacitor – carry the '2' – changing its atomic isotoner into a radioactive spider. Fuck you, Science!

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16.
Eric Molson: You know what they do to handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape. 

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17.
Jenko: [raiding the evidence locker for drugs to take to their party] Got a pound of coke.
Schmidt: We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their fucking lives.
Jenko: Pound of marijuana?
Schmidt: Best party ever!

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18.
Captain Dickson: You are here because you some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.

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19.
I will straight up punch you in the face.

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20.
Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self esteem, I'mma send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.

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21.
We partied together,man. You brought us Taco Bell.

You made me this friendship bracelet.

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22.
Have some fairy dust, mother f*cker.

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23.
Aries:Fuck you, Science!

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24.
Keep that dirty d*ck in your pants!

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