A collection of best 49 funny ex boyfriend quotes with images

A collection of best 49 funny ex boyfriend quotes with images

 
Here is a collection of ex boyfriend quotes about move on,still love.humorous Ex Boyfriends quotes and Ex Boyfriends sayings.


1.
“All I'm saying is I've never seen my ex and satan in the same room.”



2.
“An "ex" is called an "ex" because it's an EXample of what you shouldn't have again in the future.”



3.
“Are you telling her the same shit you told me?”ex boyfriend quotes



4.
“As soon as your ex sees you smiling, thats the minute they want you back.”



5.
“Dear EX, just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I want you back. We broke up for a season.”



6.
“Dear EX, this is for you: " I was about to find you in my dictionary, but I almost forgot,you already have no meaning.”



7.
“Dear Ex,when you see me, I want you to recognize what you had, regret what you've lost,and realize what you're never getting back.”



8.
“Dear EX…I won't block you, or delete you. I'm keeping you there, so you're able to see how happy I am without you.”



9.
“Dear ex : Don't worry I'm not jealous, I already know what kind of shit your downgrade will get already.”



10.
“EX means: Thanks for the Experience…our time has EXpired…Now EXit my life.”ex boyfriend quotes



11.
“Ex just egged my car while I was at work… I have a dash cam you idiot,See you in court.”



12.
“I cared,you didn't,I cried,you laughed. I was hurt,you smiled. I moved on, you realized. Too late.”



13.
“I collect ex-boyfriends — and more than five, at last count.”ex boyfriend quotes



14.
“I do not hate you. I just don't want to give you the opportunity to hurt me again.”



15.
“I don't care what you think about me, I don't think about you at all.”ex boyfriend quotes


16.
“I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.”



17.
“I hate you because you make me hate you.”ex boyfriend quotes



18.
“I miss my ex-boyfriend like how a rich man misses the days when he was poor. He remembers it fondly but he would never want to go back there.”



19.
“I wish the weekend came as fast as my ex boyfriend!”ex boyfriend quotes



20.
“If it looks like a dick and acts like a dick, it's probably my ex-boyfriend.”



21.
“If someone did something bad enough to make you remove them from your life, don't be foolish enough to invite them back in.”



22.
“If someone you love hurts you, cry a river, build a bridge and get over it.”



23.
“If you’re Happy and you know it thank your ex!”ex boyfriend quotes



24.
“If your ex texts you saying "I miss you" that means the other person they tired to replace you with failed.”



25.
“I'm not crying because of you; you're not worth it, I'm crying because my delusion of who you were was shattered by the truth of who you are”



26.
“I'm proud of my heart. It's been played, stabbed,cheated,burned and broken, but somehow still works.”



27.
“It is so hot outside I almost called my ex so I could be around something shady.”



28.
“MY "give a fuck" is broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional!”



29.
“My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch animal planet. He might see his ex on there. NAH Boo.”



30.
“My ex is living proof as to how stupid I can be.”



31.
“My ex wasn't an asshole. He was the whole ass.”



32.
“My EX? We're not Friends, We're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories.”



33.
“My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that. Except this time it would be with a car or baseball bat.”



34.
“No boyfriend,No problems.”



35.
“Not one single famale can make me jealous over a man I already dealt with. Mark my words. If he was worth keeping, I'd still have him.”



36.
“Now you're just somebody that I used to know.”



37.
“Oh you're dating me ex? Cool, i'm eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”



38.
“Oh, you're the ex? Nice to meet you, I'm the up-grade.”



39.
“Sometimes you miss the memores, Not the person.”



40.
“Taking your ex back is like trying to put poop back into your butt.”



41.
“The way My ex used to lie…even when he texts me "Good morning", I had to go outside to see if its really morning!”



42.
“There's nothing more satisfying than being prettier than your ex boyfriend's new girlfriend.”



43.
“Today is national animal day. Please take a moment to remember your ex.”



44.
“We didn't date. But you were my ex-something,my ex-maybe, My ex-almost.”



45.
“When you past calls,don't answer. It has nothing new to say.”



46.
“When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me." Just smile and reply "that's the point."”



47.
“Yes, he's my ex. and he's not a jerk,he's not a liar and I don't hate him. He's a person who once made my life perfect.”



48.
“You’re my ex. That means I no longer owe you any answers. Don’t worry about who I’m with now. It’s not you.”



49.
“You’re my favorite ex-boyfriend.”

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