Amazing and funny film scenes from comedy role models quotes (2008)

Amazing and funny film scenes from comedy role models quotes (2008)
 

Director: David Wain,Stars: Paul Rudd, Seann William Scott, Elizabeth Banks 

1.
[from trailer]
Ronnie Shields: Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Danny: I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie Shields: You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler: You *are* white.
Danny: That's true, I am white.

2.
What? Because I'm black you think I did it?

3.
You know what I used to eat for breakfast? Cocaine. You know what I used to eat for lunch? Cocaine.

What'd you have for dinner? Was it cacaine?

4.
Do what makes you happy. You want to wear a cape? Wear a caped. You want to wear a suit of armor? WHo gives a shit?

5.
Whispering eye? It means vagina.

6.
If by gay you mean the old English definition of "Fun,enjoyable, and carefree," then, yes, it's extremel;y gay.

7.
So, do you like Coca-Cola?

I like the idea of it more than I actually like it.

8.
I gotta get some f*cking friends.

9.
Role Models – Deleted Scene

This is Danny. He likes…erm…
I like it when hunters shoot each other.I like it when right-wing politicians have gay children.

10.
Danny: No, venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages.

11.
Well,well,well, if it isn't Mr.Bullshit and Dr. I'm full of shit.

In what way are we full of shit?

Which one of us has the Ph.D?

12.
What you drawing there?