Famous 60 birthday quotes about funny inspirational love of all time

Famous 60 birthday quotes about funny inspirational love of all time

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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. – Oscar Wilde

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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. -Oprah Winfrey

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The more sand that has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. – Jean-Paul Satre

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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. – Muhammad Ali

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The main prank that we play with props is for people's birthdays. The special effects people will put a little explosive in the cake so it blows up in their face – that's always fun to play on a guest star, or one of the trainees or someone who's new. -Catherine Bell

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The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. – Colleen McCullough

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The I just woke upface of your 30’s is the all day longface of your 40’s. – Libby Reid

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The heyday of a woman's life is the shady side of fifty. – Elizabeth Staton

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The happiest people don’t necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything. – Sam Cawthorn

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The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence. – Denis Waitley

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The greatest gift that you can give to others is the gift of unconditional love and acceptance. -Brian Tracy

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The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been. – Madeleine L'Engle

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The golden age is before us, not behind us. – William Shakespeare

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The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. – Jerry M. Wright

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The first forty years of life give us the text:the next thirty supply the commentary. – Arthur Schopenhauer

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The excess of our youth are checks written against our age and they are payable with interest thirty years later. – Charles Caleb Colton

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The event happened on my birthday. I don’t remember the date, I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.? – Jarod Kintz

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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity. – Lucius Annaeus Seneca

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The birthday of my life is come, my love is come to me. – Christina Georgina Rossetti

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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to remember it once. -E. Joseph Cossman

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The best thing about getting old is that all those things you couldn’t have when you were young you no longer want. –  L.S. McCandless

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The best birthdays of all are those that have not arrived yet.  –  Robert Orben

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Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once. – Dave Barry

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Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don’t really know. – Andy Borowitz

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Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. – Audrey Hepburn 

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Something to inspire your friend:No wise man ever wished to be younger – By Jonathan Swift

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Something funny for a Middle aged person.Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. –  Franklin Pierce Adams

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Some words of wisdom for your birthday, 'Smile while you still have teeth'. – Anonymous

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Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty – they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. – Martin Buxbaum

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So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. – Jorge Luis Borges

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So mayst thou live, dear! many years,In all the bliss that life endears,… – Thomas Hood

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So many good things come in pairs, like ears, socks and panda bears. But, best of all are the set of twins, with extra laughter, double grins.  – Anonymous

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So here I am growing older all the time, looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind. – Goldfinger

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Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight. – Luther Dixon

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Set your life on fire. Seek those who fan your flames. – Rumi

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Presents don't really mean much to me. I don't want to sound mawkish, but – it was the realization that I have a great many people in my life who really love me, and who I really love. – Gabriel Byrne

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Pleas'd to look forward, pleas'd to look behind, and count each birthday with a grateful mind.  –  Alexander Pope

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People give one another things that can't be gift wrapped. – Nadine Gordimer

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

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Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work. -Karl Jaspers

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One year older means one year better. – Unknown

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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late. – Pablo Picasso

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell anything. – Oscar Wilde

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One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. – Virginia Woolf

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One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it’s such a nice change from being young. – Dorothy Canfield Fisher

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One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless.  –  Liz Smith

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Once I was looking through the kitchen window at dusk and I saw an old woman looking in. Suddenly the light changed and I realized that the old woman was myself. You see, it all happens on the outside; inside one doesn't change. – Molly Keane

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On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones. – Jarod Kintz

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Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many. –  Plato

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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. – Maurice Chevalier

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Old age is no place for sissies. – Bette Davis

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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.  –  Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from one master, but from many. – Plato

54.
Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age – Unknown

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None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. – Henry David Thoreau

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Nobody's old anymore-they've just been around for a long time.  –  Abigail Van Buren

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Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years. We grow old by deserting our ideals. Years may wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.1 – Samuel Ullman

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No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.  – Oscar Wilde

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No wise man ever wished to be younger. – Jonathan Swift

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No one is so old as to think he cannot live one more year.  –  Marcus T. Cicero