Funny 25 sleep quotes to motivate and inspire you to get a good nights sleep

Funny 25 sleep quotes to motivate and inspire you to get a good nights sleep


Here are my favorite quotes about sleep,Quotations about sleep and sleeping,also cute sleep quotes.



1.
"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."



2.
"Every closed eye is not sleeping,and every open eye is not seeing." – Bill Cosby



3.
"A well-spent day brings happy sleep."



4.
"The future is shaped by your dreams,so stop wasting time and go to sleep!"



5.
"At night,I can't sleep. In the morning,I can't wake up."



6.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. – Anthony Burgess



7.
"Sleeping is my drug,my bed is my dealer and my alarm clock is the police."



8.
"Sleeping is nice. You forget about everything for a little while."



9.
"In the morning I can't eat,I'm thinking of you;In the evening I can't eat,I'm thinking of you; In the night I can't sleep…I'm so hungry!"



10.
"It doesn't matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours, I will still be tired next day."



11.
"Dear sleep, I know we've had problems when I was younger, but I  love you now."



12.
"Sleep calm and dream on."



13.
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"



14.
"If you want your dreams to come true,don't sleep."



15.
"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning,sleep late." – Henny Youngman



16.
"Interrupt my sleep and i'll interrupt your breathing."



17.
"Monday has been canceled,Go back to sleep."



18.
"Dear mind,please stop thinking so much at night, I need to sleep."



19.
"Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?"



20.
"Sometimes,all you can do is lie in bed, and hope to fall asleep before you fall apart."



21.
"Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together." – Thomas Dekker


22.
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?" – Ernest Hemingway


23.
"The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to." – F. Scott Fitzgerald


24.
"Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night… without the satisfaction."  – Lynn Johnston


25.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore, and you sleep alone!" – Anthony Burgess

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